a slap to your face and a breaking of your scrotum

ill keep it simple and to the point. autistically designed controls. ui sadder than titanic. map is microscopic, almost as minimal as the contribution and effort put into this game. im disgusted apple allows this garbage on their appstore. dont think this review is honest and fair? put your hard earned loonie into this award winning game of the year and youll find the developers were just as you were when you read apples terms and conditions for their new updates. lazy.

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